The BEST of Answer Me This! 2007, part 2!

Well, listeners, 2007 is almost a wrap; but we’ve got one final present for you: the BEST of Answer Me This! 2007, part 2! Yup, we’re drawing this out even longer than a tired choir on Quaaludes singing all 600 verses of ‘Good King Wenceslas’. (If you missed last week’s big load of Best, click HERE). To help yourself to our second batch of super-clips, click on one of the following
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Old pals cropping up in this episode include:

Barry Norman
Rihanna
lesbian porn
Gwen Stefani
Olly’s druggie past
jester twats
Pappy’s Fun Club
Jamie Oliver
Olive Oyl
and
St Patrick.

There’s also a very special Christmas present for you from Martin the Sound Man, so be sure to stick around right till the end of the episode. And while you’re doing that, perhaps you could get designing an outfit for your dog for our competition and thinking up QUESTIONS to send to our Question Line 0208 123 5877 or answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, for us to answer in the new year.

It just remains for us to wish all of you a Happy Christmas and New Year, and thanks for sticking with us in 2007!

Love,

Helen and Olly

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The BEST of Answer Me This! 2007, part 1!

Sleighbells ring, are you listening? It means get out of the road, dickwad! Didn’t you see the red light? Jeez.

Anyway, once you’ve finished wiping yourself off Angry Santa’s bonnet, cheer yourself with the first volume of The Best of Answer Me This! 2007, in which a multitude of Helen and Olly’s greatest hits are gathered together into one glorious peacock of a podcast. You can listen to it on this player:

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There’s a whole host of familiar faces, much like on the Noel’s House Party Christmas special; so get ready to SQUAWK and GUFFAW again at:

Orville Lover-Lover
Alan Bennett
Mary J Bilge
Olly’s shitty socks
Fiddy Cent
Glamma Kid
St Patrick
Bob Holness
dolphins
randy foxes
and
the band Europe.

And if you enjoyed that, then come back next week for Part 2; we’ve got clips and by jingo we’re gonna use them!

Meanwhile, please do the following things:
1. subscribe to us via the Luxembourg iTunes store to help us soar to the top of their comedy chart;
2. dress your dog;
3. keep sending us QUESTIONS to chew on in the new year, by leaving a message on our Question Line 0208 123 5877 (Skype name answermethis) or emailing them to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

Happy Chanukah, and see you next week for more clippy fun!

Helen and Olly

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EPISODE 40 - titty to the last

Ho ho ho, listeners! Ho ho and verily ho again!

Yes, despite our Jewiness, we’re really getting into the Christmas spirit here at Answer Me This!, and have crammed Episode 40 full of festive treats, much like a Fortnum’s hamper or a Cadbury’s selection box. There are not one but TWO Amazing New Songs! Our dress a dog competition! And a brand-new Hairbrained Scheme! Check it all out by clicking on this player:

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This week we are holding forth about:

suffocation tips
Tom Baker’s books
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito reunited
Joan as Policewoman’s saucy striptease
Judi Dench
Fox, Cox and their pet Ox
Marky Mark Wahlberg
Holly Hunter’s boobs
Dita von Teese’s scones
Lenny Beige
and
burnt breast implants.

You may also notice something very beautiful-sounding towards the end of this episode; it’s all thanks to super-troubadour Gavin Osborn, who has an album out called In the Twee Small Hours which would make a great Christmas present for absolutely anyone unless they have a heart made of spanners or no ears. So buy it from his record label or Amazon, or the Osborn himself if you happen to bump into him.

In addition, particular thanks must go to this week’s questioneer Dovy, who upon hearing us call for a listener to do what we are too lazy/incompetent to do ourselves and set us up a Bebo profile, did just that. Which was extremely kind of him. Unfortunately, proving that we are indeed too elderly for Bebo, in the process of editing our birthdate Helen managed to delete it. Shame on her. Thankyou for trying, Dovy, and sorry.

In better news, however, we’re Podcast of the Week in the Radio Times this week!

In bad news again, this is the last proper episode of Answer Me This! until 17th January. But in good news: for the next fortnight you can instead enjoy The Best of Answer Me This! 2007, with all our funniest fun bundled up into two commute-sized packages. Don’t let that stop you sending in QUESTIONS for us to get stuck into in the new year, though - leave a message on our Question Line 0208 123 5877 (Skype name answermethis) or email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

See you next week, for some clip-show fun!

Helen and Olly

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