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After last week’s podcast you probably rushed to book a Valentine’s trip to Loughborough. But Sam counsels against:
I can confirm that Loughborough is NOT sexy – see attached.
Yes, that is a cucumber in a condom, and yes it is broken.
This I saw in broad daylight, heaven knows what horrors await those who visit in the hours of darkness!
What are you objecting to, Sam? The fact that the cucumber is practicing safe sex – even though the prawn industry isn’t going to propagate the idea that you can still have sexy fun whilst using barrier contraception – or the fact that the condom is broken, and you’re worried the cucumber is risking STDs or even the pitter-patter of tiny gherkins?