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Episode 64: Rubber Ducks, Chicken Wings and Grandmothers
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Episode 63: GCSEs, Perfect Wives and Draining Charles Dickens
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Episode 62: Cider, Bill Gates and Split-Crotch Bloomers
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Episode 61: Nerds, Feet and the Flintstones
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Episode 60: Kidney Curry, Reese’s Pieces, and Jared Leto’s Dungarees
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Episode 59: Joan Collins, Piggy Banks, and Radiohead - The Musical
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Episode 58: The Bluetones, French Cheese and Tom Cruise as Disney Hero
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Episode 57: Proteins, Theme Tunes, and David Gray’s Mooncups
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Episode 56: Meat Loaf, Veganism and Mouse Murder
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Episode 55: Lucozade, Los Angeles and Liz Hurley
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Episode 54: Blue Peter, Nina Simone, and Stupid Kittens
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Episode 53: Blondeness, Brine and the Sandman
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Episode 52: Kohlrabi, Soft Toys, and Elton John’s Mum
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Episode 51: Speedos, Boobs and Michael Winner
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Episode 50: Blue Ice, Skins and the Octodog
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Episode 49: Twin Peaks, Ronald McDonald, and Wile E. Coyote
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Episode 48: John Candy, Badgers and Young Einstein
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Episode 47: Sylvester Stallone, Tina Turner and Dr Ruth
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Episode 46: Goths, Biscuits and Vera Lynn
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Episode 45: Haircuts, Sweeties and Jimmy Nail
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Episode 44: Vikings, Friendship and Richard Dawkins
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Episode 43: Hannibal Lecter, Dumbledore and Steve Lamacq
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Episode 42: Coke Zero, Will Smith, and Live 8
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Episode 41: Haribo, The Princess Bride, and Kanye West’s Shirt
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The Best of Answer Me This! 2007, part 2
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The Best of Answer Me This! 2007, part 1
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Episode 40: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dr Who and Fame in Luxembourg
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Episode 39: French Lessons, Lesbian Labradors, and Eunuchs
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Episode 38: Unlucky Number 13, Macy Gray and the US Presidential Elections
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Episode 37: Young Love, Hip-Hop and Pappy’s Fun Club
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Episode 36: Mr Blobby, Will.I.Am, and David Beckham’s Balls
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Episode 35: James Blunt, Smarty-Arty and Malibu
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Episode 34: Olive Oil, Olive Oyl and the Sex and the City Movie
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Episode 33: Macbeth, New Words and Bearded Babies
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Episode 32: Facts, Astrology and the Monet of Teeth
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Episode 31: Bearsuits, Romance and Kate Nash
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Episode 30: Shakespeare, Mouthwash and Another Level
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Episode 29: John Major, Dot Cotton and Fake Leather Trousers
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Episode 28: Calvin Klein, PE Teachers and the Great Pizza Swindle
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Episode 27: John Leslie, Booze and Barbie Cake
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Episode 26: Fifty Cent, Eggy Mess and the Dystopian Future
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Episode 25: Slapstick, Irn Bru, and Geri Halliwell’s Boobs
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Episode 24: Dave Pearce, Jeremy Beadle, and the Netherlands
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Episode 23: X Factor, Mr Bean and Owl Porn
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Episode 22: Playing God, Supertramp and the People’s Princess
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Episode 21: R Kelly, Chiltern FM and Alphabetti Spaghetti
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Episode 20: Jesus, Bill Oddie and the Mozart of Madras
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Episode 19: Snoop Dogg, Mark Lawson and Starship
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Episode 18: Facebook, Leisuresuit Larry and Mitchell & Webb
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Episode 17: Gambling, Chicken and ITV Play
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Episode 16: Champagne, Sandi Toksvig and the Secrets of the Top 40
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Episode 15: Woody Allen, Devil Worship, and Impressing Barry Norman
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Episode 14: Dogtanian, Babies and the Lynx Effect
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Episode 13: The Hand of Madonna, Spots and Fisherman’s Friends
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Episode 12: Home Taping, Windy Britney Spears, and Hummus
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Episode 11: Phobias, Childhood Shame, and Joss Stone
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Episode 10: Queen Victoria, Squirrels and Cute Christopher Biggins
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Episode 9: Cheese, After Eights and Jamie Oliver
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Episode 8: Charity Pudding, Miracle Goldfish and the Spice Girls
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Episode 7: Humpty Dumpty, Belinda Carlisle and Annette Curtain
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Episode 6: Chris Tarrant, Knitting and Alton Towers
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Episode 5: Rupert Grint, Anal Dandruff and the Common Cold
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Episode 4: Aunties, Wisdom Teeth, and Swimming in David Walliams’s Slipstream
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Episode 3: Poached Eggs, Syphilis and Miracle Mice
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Episode 2: Kylie, Bread and Fishy Juice
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Episode 1: Constipation, Garofalo and Sartorial Excellence
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