BUY Classic Episodes for 79p
We know you web-mad funsters love to click, so you can BUY OUR FIRST THIRTY EPISODES with just a few simple, secure clicks of your mouse.
Each show is ONLY 79P EACH. That’s 25 minutes of Helen and Olly’s acclaimed banter for the same price as a three-minute ditty on iTunes! You can buy our back-catalogue in batches of five episodes for only £3.95.
The funds from this go towards the costs of recording and distributing Answer Me This! - so you’ll be helping to keep us on air in the future. Thanks!
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136 mins. It’s a family affair at Answer Me This!, as Helen’s grandmother reveals her Princess Di conspiracy theories and Olly’s mum distributes a drinks coaster with his naked arse on it. Plus, how to play a really great game of ‘Guess Who?’ (’is yours on the sex offenders’ register?’), fluffy toy-inspired existential crises, and the ethical dilemma of using a vacant disabled toilet when there’s a queue for the lav.
Buy all five classic episodes now for just £3.95!
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129 mins. Helen and Olly’s Question Line opens for business, and you respond with typical aplomb, calling us with enquiries on everything from incest to piss-drinking. We should have just stuck with emails, really. Plus, the guilty pleasures of Maury Povitch, where NOT to go when visiting London on holiday, alphabetti spaghetti, the Concert For Diana, an amusingly raw anecdote about menthol-laden contraceptives, and a cat called Muff.
Buy all five classic episodes now for just £3.95!
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125 mins. Helen represents Her People by participating in market research about astigmatism, Olly is flummoxed by Lord of the Rings: The Musical and kosher ice cream, although not simultaneously, and Martin the Sound Man has a good old ‘waggle-dance’ to Starship’s ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’. Also up for discussion: Leisuresuit Larry, sex with Bill Oddie, and the popular parlour games gripping the nation, ‘Hide The Key’ and ‘Guess the Number of Leaves on a Pineapple’.
Buy all five classic episodes now for just £3.95!
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126 mins. It’s Shipman vs. Bundy as Helen and Olly debate their favourite serial killer of all time. In no less tasteful territory, Olly treats us to unlikely impressions of Shaggy, George Michael, Glamma Kid and Alan Bennett; Helen tries to pimp off one of her single female friends; and Martin the Sound Man farts in somone’s face whilst strap-hanging on the Tube. Plus, the duo are joined by special guest Nathan the Work Experience, and brave their first ever Answer Me This! Quickfire QuickleQuiz.
Buy all five classic episodes now for just £3.95!
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129 mins. Helen proposes that Weight-Watchers should make curry-flavoured condoms, Olly relives the trauma of his bespectacled childhood, and the two of them combine forces to impersonate Jamie Oliver and Jules. Also, a Sainsbury’s Basics Christmas Pudding is flogged for £64 on eBay, Martin the Sound Man prefers ‘Too Much’ by the Spice Girls to ‘Imagine’, and Helena Bonham Carter stars as Jizzy Shitbags in an entertaining tangent about fantasy celebrity billings.
Buy all five classic episodes now for just £3.95!
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126 mins. Answer Me This! takes its first awkward steps into podcast history. Helen dishes the dirt about Janeane Garofalo, explains the difference between flammable and inflammable, and reveals her technique to avoid ‘charity muggers’. Olly, meanwhile, learns all about yeast infections, compares Vegemite with Cambridge University, and forces Helen to taste his fishy juice. Plus, auto-fellation, narcolepsy, and the constipation trouble of our first-ever Questioneer. We hit the ground running, really.
Buy all five classic episodes now for just £3.95!
