Oh, the shame of it.
As you know, my son Tom of Luxembourg fame and his dad listen to your show, however Tom has been swearing quite a lot and I fear you guys may have contributed to this.
I am struggling to find a suitable punishment, other than ban him from listening to your show but then his dad would let him listen anyway so that’s pointless. I could shove a bar of soap in his mouth, squirt washing up liquid down his throat. I have thought of having a swear box and fining him but he has no money.
Can you answer me this: How would you two stop an 11-year-old boy swearing?
Well, evidently we can only cause the opposite effect; so readers, any ideas?