BUY Classic Episodes for 79 pence each


Fancy helping towards the costs of recording and distributing Answer Me This! in return for some Noise? Then BUY OUR FIRST SIXTY EPISODES with just a few simple, secure clicks of your mouse and a little help from Paypal!

Each show is only 79 PENCE – that’s 25ish minutes of our acclaimed banter for the same price as a three-minute ditty on iTunes. You can buy our back catalogue in batches of five episodes for only £3.95 (approx. $6.50 USD), and in so doing help keep us on air and earn our everlasting gratitude. Bargain!

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HOW TO BUY AND RECEIVE YOUR FILES
Just click on the Buy Now button by your chosen product from the list below. You’ll then be taken to a secure PayPal page, where payment is accepted by credit card, debit card or PayPal account, in your chosen currency.

Once you’ve paid, you’ll either be automatically redirected to your purchased MP3 files, or see a button on the PayPal page which says ‘Return to AMTshop’, like this one: \"Return To AMTshop\" button as seen on PayPal

CLICK THAT, and you’ll be redirected to your purchased MP3 files. You can then STREAM them through your computer, or SAVE them to iTunes or similar MP3 libraries. The files are DRM-free, so they’re yours to enjoy forever.
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138 mins. Neighbours lyricist Barry Crocker can be re-invented as cockney rhyming slang and Olly reckons he knows what Meat Loaf won’t do for love. But one massive, looming challenge remains: can the AMT! team make it through one whole episode without swearing? And, in another Moment For The Record Books, Helen is ‘slightly defeated by a question’. Take note, for we shall not see its like again.
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136 mins. Questionable morality a go-go in these twisted dispatches from AMT! Towers. Helen informs us how to stalk her; Olly justifies his theft of books written by dead authors; and Martin the Sound Man considers ‘an open relationship’ invitation enough to “stick my dick right in it”. Luckily, you lovely listeners come through with wholesome enquiries concerning the colour of computer monitors, the cultural significance of Blue Peter, and the history of the public school system. Ah.
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127 mins. Cocaine, champagne and hookers all round, as Answer Me This! reaches its historic 50th episode, featuring cameos from Olly’s dad, Helen’s mum, and David the Sound Dad. Meanwhile, their proud offspring debate alternative jobs for the Super Mario Bros, psychic readings at Glastonbury, stalking David Lynch and Rambo vs. Rocky. Also: irrefutable proof that fake tanning oil and Terry Pratchett stage adaptations are hazardous to your health.
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128 mins. Helen turns food critic to give her considered critique on Ginster’s pasties (“You may as well shit in a bap”), whilst Olly gets excited about European tourist trap Plopsiland and Martin the Sound Man exposes his dubious pop knowledge in an X Factor chocolate quiz game. Plus, the truth about Viking helmets, Mr Ben vs. Gentle Ben, Mohicans vs. Afros, and the debut of everyone’s favourite animals, ‘pinguins’.
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137 mins. Guest stars abound, as Helen and Olly are joined by comedy sketch troupe Pappy’s Fun Club, and tip-top troubadour Gavin Osborn with a musical trip down AMT!P memory lane. Plus, the Stanford Prison experiment, Martin the Sound Man’s unrequited passion for Holly Hunter, and an ingenious ‘hair-browned scheme’ to win over the people of Luxembourg.
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130 mins. Helen reports out-of-body experiences as a child, whilst Olly confuses a clitoris for a cervix and receives an indecent proposal in the toilets at the Trocadero. The biggest Bodyshock, however, comes from Martin the Sound Man, who admits to having been born with a beard. Plus, a spontaneous visit to the set of Sex and The City, elegiac Anglo-Saxon verse recited in the form of a Broadway show-tune, and how not to go Trick or Treating in Peckham.
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136 mins. It’s a family affair at Answer Me This!, as Helen’s grandmother reveals her Princess Di conspiracy theories and Olly’s mum distributes a drinks coaster with his arse on it. Plus, how to play a really great game of ‘Guess Who?’, fluffy toy-inspired existential crises, and the ethical dilemma of using a vacant disabled toilet when there’s a queue for the lav.
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129 mins. Helen and Olly’s Question Line opens for business, and you respond with typical aplomb, calling us with enquiries on everything from incest to piss-drinking. We should have just stuck with emails, really. Plus, the guilty pleasures of Maury Povitch, where NOT to go when visiting London on holiday, alphabetti spaghetti, the Concert For Diana, an amusingly raw anecdote about menthol-laden contraceptives, and a cat called Muff.
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125 mins. Helen represents Her People by participating in market research about astigmatism, Olly is flummoxed by Lord of the Rings: The Musical and kosher ice cream, although not simultaneously, and Martin the Sound Man has a good old ‘waggle-dance’ to Starship’s ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’. Also up for discussion: Leisuresuit Larry, sex with Bill Oddie, and the popular parlour games gripping the nation: ‘Hide The Key’ and ‘Guess the Number of Leaves on a Pineapple’.
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126 mins. It’s Shipman vs. Bundy as Helen and Olly debate their favourite serial killer of all time. In no less tasteful territory, Olly treats us to unlikely impressions of Shaggy, George Michael, Glamma Kid and Alan Bennett; Helen tries to pimp off one of her single female friends; and Martin the Sound Man farts in somone’s face whilst strap-hanging on the Tube. Plus, the duo are joined by special guest Nathan the Work Experience, and brave their first ever Answer Me This! Quickfire QuickleQuiz.
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129 mins. Helen proposes that Weight-Watchers should make curry-flavoured condoms, Olly relives the trauma of his bespectacled childhood, and the two of them combine forces to impersonate Jamie Oliver and Jules. Also, a Sainsbury’s Basics Christmas Pudding is flogged for £64 on eBay, Martin the Sound Man prefers ‘Too Much’ by the Spice Girls to ‘Imagine’, and Helena Bonham Carter stars as Jizzy Shitbags in the celebrity billings of our fantasies.
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126 mins. Answer Me This! takes its first awkward steps into podcast history. Helen dishes the dirt about Janeane Garofalo, explains the difference between flammable and inflammable, and reveals her technique to avoid ‘charity muggers’. Olly, meanwhile, learns all about yeast infections, compares Vegemite with Cambridge University, and forces Helen to taste his fishy juice. Plus, auto-fellation, narcolepsy, and the constipation trouble of our first-ever Questioneer. We hit the ground running, really.
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