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Each episode features 25-30 minutes of critically-acclaimed banter and costs just £0.79. The episodes are available in batches of ten episodes for only £7.99 each (approx. $12.49 USD or €9.49), and you can choose whether to buy them via a secure Paypal link, or iTunes.
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286 mins. What’s the worst Armada, Spanish or Groove? What present should you buy a woman getting married for the fifth time – if she’s your Mum? And how SHOULD one dispose of a sock full of semen? Helen uncovers the heroic story of the man who invented braille, Olly reveals the connection between Robert Mugabe and Sharon Osbourne, and Dave from Smethwick has a question about kosher food that would baffle even the most experienced Rabbi. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES* …
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301 mins. We certainly know how to have fun: collecting ringpulls from drink-cans, visiting The Peasenhall Pea Festival, and playing an old-fashioned game of ‘Sex My Puppet’. But we’ve still time for those crucial questions, such as ‘Who invented sunscreen?’, ‘Tim Rice or Tim Curry?’, and ‘Why do dragons prefer virgins?’. Helen reveals the Muppet she’d most like to have sex with, Olly blatantly infringes the copyright of Curiosity Killed The Cat, and Martin considers the pros and cons of getting his hips pierced. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
318 mins. In what is surely THE concert event of the century, we descend upon London’s historic Roundhouse to celebrate our 100th episode at the iTunes Live festival, and take questions live from an audience of ‘lucky’ ticket winners. Plus, why ghosts say woooo, why Chapstick is addictive, and who is the Greatest Jew in History. Helen explains the rules of Pokemon – The Marquis of Queensbury Edition, Olly reveals his favourite sexual position (‘wet behind the ears’), and Martin compares the work of Malcolm X to that of Miley Cyrus. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
305 mins. Why are dodgy builders called ‘cowboys’? Why are suckjobs called ‘blowjobs’? And why do birthday cakes have candles? Special guest Josie Long premieres her impression of Renee Zellwegger, Martin reveals his love of Helen’s ‘ridiculous little hands’, and Olly meets the love of his life – Coco the cat. Plus, how to deploy your son to pull women in the playground, the world’s first garden centre, the inner workings of Build-A-Bear, and the fertility of eskimos. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
296 mins. Larks aplenty on the Question Line, as Mark from Essex warbles interminable pop songs; ‘Mr Thornton’ hands out our number to undesirabe salespeople; and hyperactive children from the Isle of Wight ask some surprisingly complex questions about national identity. Plus, Helen on why she’d like to be reincarnated as a giant squid; Olly’s Top 100 tips to make your man wild in bed (#1-100: ‘touch his cock’); and our once-in-a-lifetime competition to win… Helen’s gallstones! Form an orderly queue… BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
265 mins. Does the Queen spit or swallow? How do lava lamps work? And what’s the difference between fishsticks and fishfingers? (‘What are you talking about? Fish don’t have dicks, and they don’t have fingers’-© Martin). Learn of Helen’s longing for malt vinegar, Olly’s enthusiasm for Billy Joel shitstorm ‘All For Leyna’, and our unstoppable rise to fame via a Daily Express crossword compendium. Plus, Brad and Josh from Huddersfield seem set to scoop the top prize in the Camcorder Challenge – but will we accept double entries? BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
274 mins. Questionable morality a go-go in these twisted dispatches from AMT! Towers. Helen informs us how to stalk her; Olly justifies his theft of books written by dead authors; and Martin the Sound Man considers ‘an open relationship’ invitation enough to “stick my dick right in it”. Luckily, you lovely listeners come through with wholesome enquiries concerning the colour of computer monitors, the cultural significance of Blue Peter, and the history of the public school system. Ah. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
255 mins. Helen turns food critic to give her considered critique on Ginster’s pasties (“You may as well shit in a bap”), whilst Olly gets excited about European tourist trap Plopsiland and Martin the Sound Man exposes his dubious pop knowledge in an X Factor chocolate quiz game. Plus, the truth about Viking helmets, Mr Ben vs. Gentle Ben, Mohicans vs. Afros, and the debut of everyone’s favourite animals, ‘pinguins’. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
267 mins. Guest stars abound, as Helen and Olly are joined by comedy sketch troupe Pappy’s, and tip-top troubadour Gavin Osborn takes a musical trip down AMT!P memory lane. Plus, elegiac Anglo-Saxon verse recited in the form of a Broadway show-tune, how not to go Trick or Treating in Peckham, and an ingenious ‘hair-browned scheme’ to win over the people of Luxembourg. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
265 mins. Helen and Olly’s Question Line opens for business, and you respond with typical aplomb, calling us with enquiries on everything from incest to piss-drinking. We should have just stuck with emails, really. Plus, the guilty pleasures of Maury Povitch, where NOT to go when visiting London on holiday, alphabetti spaghetti, the Concert For Diana, an amusingly raw anecdote about menthol-laden contraceptives, and a cat called Muff. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
251 mins. It’s Shipman vs. Bundy as Helen and Olly debate their favourite serial killer of all time. In no less tasteful territory, Olly treats us to unlikely impressions of Shaggy, George Michael, Glamma Kid and Alan Bennett; Helen tries to pimp off one of her single female friends; and Martin the Sound Man farts in somone’s face whilst strap-hanging on the Tube. Plus, the duo are joined by special guest Nathan the Work Experience, and brave their first ever Answer Me This! Quickfire QuickleQuiz. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
255 mins. Answer Me This! takes its first awkward steps into podcast history. Helen dishes the dirt about Janeane Garofalo, explains the difference between flammable and inflammable, and reveals her technique to avoid ‘charity muggers’. Olly, meanwhile, learns all about yeast infections, compares Vegemite with Cambridge University, and forces Helen to taste his fishy juice. Plus, auto-fellation, narcolepsy, and the constipation trouble of our first-ever Questioneer. We hit the ground running, really. BUY NOW FOR £7.99 WITH iTUNES or PAYPAL…
A note about our pricing:
We used to sell our classic episodes in batches of five, and have changed this to batches of ten in response to listeners, who overwhelmingly told us they wanted to buy more episodes in fewer purchases. However, this change means some listeners may already own half of the episodes in one of the current batches. Don’t worry, we don’t expect you to pay twice! If you still want to buy a batch of five episodes for £3.95, just contact us amtshop@googlemail.comwith proof you have bought the other five episodes ‘in the set’, and we’ll send you a PayPal link to the five episodes you want to buy. Thanks!
