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286 mins. What present should you buy a woman getting married for the fifth time – if she’s your mum? And how best to dispose of a sock full of semen? Plus, the heroic story of the boy who invented Braille, the connection between Robert Mugabe and Sharon Osbourne, and Dave from Smethwick’s question about kosher food that would fox even the most seasoned Rabbi.
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301 mins. We certainly know how to have fun: collecting ringpulls from drink-cans, visiting the Peasenhall Pea Festival, and playing an old-fashioned game of ‘Sex My Puppet’. But we’ve still time for those crucial questions, such as ‘Who invented sunscreen?’, ‘Tim Rice or Tim Curry?’, and ‘Why do dragons prefer virgins?’
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318 mins. We celebrate our 100th episode in style at the iTunes Live festival at London’s historic Roundhouse. Plus, why ghosts say woooo, why Chapstick is addictive, and who is the Greatest Jew in History. Helen explains the rules of Pokemon – Marquis of Queensbury Edition, Olly reveals his favourite sexual position (‘wet behind the ears’), and Martin compares the work of Malcolm X to that of Miley Cyrus.
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305 mins. Why are dodgy builders called ‘cowboys’? Why are suckjobs called ‘blowjobs’? And why do birthday cakes have candles? Special guest Josie Long debuts her impression of Renee Zellwegger, Martin reveals his love of Helen’s ‘ridiculous little hands’, and Olly meets the love of his life – Coco the cat. Plus, how to pull women in the playground, the world’s first garden centre, the inner workings of Build-A-Bear, and the fertility of Eskimos.
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296 mins. The Question Line takes a battering: Mark from Essex warbles interminable pop songs; ‘Mr Thornton’ hands out our number to undesirabe salespeople; and hyperactive children from the Isle of Wight ask some surprisingly complex questions about national identity. Plus, Helen wants to be reincarnated as a giant squid; Olly delivers his top tips to make your man wild in bed (‘touch his cock’); and we launch our once-in-a-lifetime competition to win…Helen’s gallstones! Sorry, the entry deadline has now passed.
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265 mins. Does the Queen spit or swallow? How do lava lamps work? And what’s the difference between fishsticks and fishfingers? (‘What are you talking about? Fish don’t have dicks, and they don’t have fingers’ – Martin). We learn of Helen’s longing for malt vinegar and Olly’s for Billy Joel shitstorm ‘All For Leyna’; and our rise to fame continues apace via a Daily Express crossword compendium.
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274 mins. Questionable morality galore in these twisted dispatches from AMT! Towers. Helen informs us how to stalk her; Olly justifies his theft of books written by dead authors; and Martin the Sound Man considers ‘an open relationship’ invitation enough to “stick my dick right in it”. Luckily, you lovely listeners come through with wholesome enquiries concerning the cultural significance of Blue Peter, the history of the public school system, and the colour of computer monitors.
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255 mins. Helen gives her considered critique on Ginster’s pasties (“You may as well shit in a bap”), whilst Olly gets excited about European tourist trap Plopsiland and Martin the Sound Man exposes his dubious pop knowledge in an X Factor chocolate quiz game. Plus, the truth about Viking helmets, Mr Benn vs. Gentle Ben, Mohicans vs. Afros, and the debut of everyone’s favourite birds, ‘pinguins’.
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267 mins. Elegiac Anglo-Saxon verse recited in the form of a Broadway showtune, how not to go Trick or Treating in Peckham, and an ingenious ‘hair-browned scheme’ to win over the people of Luxembourg. Plus a guest appearance from comedy sketch troupe Pappy’s, and AMT2007 summarised exquisitely in song by troubadour Gavin Osborn.
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265 mins. The Question Line opens for business, and you respond with typical aplomb, calling us with enquiries on everything from incest to piss-drinking. Plus, the guilty pleasures of Maury Povitch, where NOT to go when visiting London on holiday, alphabetti spaghetti, the Concert For Diana, an amusingly raw anecdote about menthol-laden contraceptives, and a cat called Muff.
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251 mins. It’s Shipman vs. Bundy as Helen and Olly debate their favourite serial killer of all time. In no less tasteful territory, Olly treats us to unlikely impressions of Shaggy, George Michael, Glamma Kid and Alan Bennett; Helen tries to pimp out one of her single female friends; and Martin the Sound Man farts in someone’s face whilst strap-hanging on the Tube.
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255 mins. Answer Me This! takes its first awkward steps into podcast history. Helen dishes the dirt about Janeane Garofalo, explains the difference between flammable and inflammable, and reveals her technique to avoid ‘charity muggers’. Olly, meanwhile, learns all about yeast infections, compares Vegemite with Cambridge University, and forces Helen to taste his fishy juice. Plus, auto-fellation, narcolepsy, and the constipation trouble of our first-ever questioneer.
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