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Episode 98: Big Bands, Evil Flatmates and the Tall Tales of Ben Folds

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Episode 97: Peacocks, The Prisoner and the Albert Hall

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Episode 96: Burgers, Judges’ Wigs and the Physics Olympiad

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Episode 95: Watergate, The Wicker Man, and Upstaging the New York Dolls

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Episode 94: Miley Cyrus, Hot Dogs and Rushmore

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Episode 93: Fortune Cookies, Dentists and Katy Perry

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Episode 92: Lobsters, E.T. and the Best Jews Ever

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Episode 91: P!nk, Gloria Hunniford and Egg on Your Face

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Episode 90: Brian Dowling, Slot Machines and Slash

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Episode 89: Tequila, Quentin Willson and the Olsen Twins

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Episode 88: Venison, Stanmore and Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares

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Episode 87: Twitter, Dirty Dancing and Toy Hammers

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Episode 86: Arrested Development, Make-Up for Men, and Lady Wives

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Episode 85: Johnny Onion, Saxophone Music and the Four Corners of the Globe

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Episode 84: Renee Zellweger, Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and special guest Josie Long

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Episode 83: Roy Orbison, Shami Chakrabarti and Fifteen to One

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Episode 82: Lightbulbs, Love and Kevin Spacey

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Episode 81: Clive Anderson, Little Women and that song from Prince of Egypt

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Best of Answer Me This! 2008 – Part II

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Best of Answer Me This! 2008 – Part I

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Episode 80: Elvis, Argos and Secret Santa

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Episode 79: Bugsy Malone, Computer Games and Bras

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Episode 78: Sheffield, Queen Kylie and the Weekly World News

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Episode 77: Laughter, Juggling and Dick Van Dyke

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Episode 76: Space Hoppers, New Zealand and Holly Hunter’s Jugs

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Episode 75: Mary Poppins, Hats and Bee Sex

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Episode 74: Boybands, Pink Socks and the Mona Lisa

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Episode 73: Kathleen Turner, Pranks and Ladybird Milk

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Episode 72: Michelle Branch, Global Hypercolour and the Best Hard Cheeses in the World

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Episode 71: Pretty Woman, Marshmallows, and Orgiastic Sea-Mammals

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Episode 70: Gnomes, Jackie Mason, and the Queen’s Chewing Gum

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Episode 69: Billy Joel, Spin the Bottle, and Buddhism for Kids

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Episode 68: The Supremes, Gay Ghosts and Randy Teens

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Episode 67: Sue Barker, Gingerness and Leotards

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Episode 66: Ham, ‘Radio Gaga’ and Sugared Almonds

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Episode 65: Neediness, Uranus, and Kevin Spacey

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Episode 64: Rubber Ducks, Chicken Wings and Grandmothers

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Episode 63: GCSEs, Perfect Wives and Draining Charles Dickens

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Episode 62: Cider, Bill Gates and Split-Crotch Bloomers

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Episode 61: Nerds, Feet and the Flintstones

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The Best of Answer Me This! 2007, part 2

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The Best of Answer Me This! 2007, part 1

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Episode 60: Kidney Curry, Reese’s Pieces, and Jared Leto’s Dungarees
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Episode 59: Joan Collins, Piggy Banks, and Radiohead – The Musical
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Episode 58: The Bluetones, French Cheese and Tom Cruise as Disney Hero
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Episode 57: Proteins, Theme Tunes, and David Gray’s Mooncups
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Episode 56: Meat Loaf, Veganism and Mouse Murder
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Episode 55: Lucozade, Los Angeles and Liz Hurley
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Episode 54: Blue Peter, Nina Simone, and Stupid Kittens
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Episode 53: Blondeness, Brine and the Sandman
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Episode 52: Kohlrabi, Soft Toys, and Elton John’s Mum
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Episode 51: Speedos, Boobs and Michael Winner
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Episode 50: Blue Ice, Skins and the Octodog
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Episode 49: Twin Peaks, Ronald McDonald, and Wile E. Coyote
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Episode 48: John Candy, Badgers and Young Einstein
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Episode 47: Sylvester Stallone, Tina Turner and Dr Ruth
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Episode 46: Goths, Biscuits and Vera Lynn
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Episode 45: Haircuts, Sweeties and Jimmy Nail
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Episode 44: Vikings, Friendship and Richard Dawkins
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Episode 43: Hannibal Lecter, Dumbledore and Steve Lamacq
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Episode 42: Coke Zero, Will Smith, and Live 8
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Episode 41: Haribo, The Princess Bride, and Kanye West’s Shirt
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Episode 40: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dr Who and Fame in Luxembourg
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Episode 39: French Lessons, Lesbian Labradors, and Eunuchs
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Episode 38: Unlucky Number 13, Macy Gray and the US Presidential Elections
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Episode 37: Young Love, Hip-Hop and Pappy’s Fun Club
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Episode 36: Mr Blobby, Will.I.Am, and David Beckham’s Balls
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Episode 35: James Blunt, Smarty-Arty and Malibu
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Episode 34: Olive Oil, Olive Oyl and the Sex and the City Movie
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Episode 33: Macbeth, New Words and Bearded Babies
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Episode 32: Facts, Astrology and the Monet of Teeth
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Episode 31: Bearsuits, Romance and Kate Nash
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Episode 30: Shakespeare, Mouthwash and Another Level
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Episode 29: John Major, Dot Cotton and Fake Leather Trousers
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Episode 28: Calvin Klein, PE Teachers and the Great Pizza Swindle
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Episode 27: John Leslie, Booze and Barbie Cake
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Episode 26: Fifty Cent, Eggy Mess and the Dystopian Future
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Episode 25: Slapstick, Irn Bru, and Geri Halliwell’s Boobs
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Episode 24: Dave Pearce, Jeremy Beadle, and the Netherlands
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Episode 23: X Factor, Mr Bean and Owl Porn
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Episode 22: Playing God, Supertramp and the People’s Princess
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Episode 21: R Kelly, Chiltern FM and Alphabetti Spaghetti
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Episode 20: Jesus, Bill Oddie and the Mozart of Madras
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Episode 19: Snoop Dogg, Mark Lawson and Starship
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Episode 18: Facebook, Leisuresuit Larry and Mitchell & Webb
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Episode 17: Gambling, Chicken and ITV Play
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Episode 16: Champagne, Sandi Toksvig and the Secrets of the Top 40
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Episode 15: Woody Allen, Devil Worship, and Impressing Barry Norman
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Episode 14: Dogtanian, Babies and the Lynx Effect
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Episode 13: The Hand of Madonna, Spots and Fisherman’s Friends
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Episode 12: Home Taping, Windy Britney Spears, and Hummus
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Episode 11: Phobias, Childhood Shame, and Joss Stone
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Episode 10: Queen Victoria, Squirrels and Cute Christopher Biggins
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Episode 9: Cheese, After Eights and Jamie Oliver
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Episode 8: Charity Pudding, Miracle Goldfish and the Spice Girls
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Episode 7: Humpty Dumpty, Belinda Carlisle and Annette Curtain
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Episode 6: Chris Tarrant, Knitting and Alton Towers
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Episode 5: Rupert Grint, Anal Dandruff and the Common Cold
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Episode 4: Aunties, Wisdom Teeth, and Swimming in David Walliams’s Slipstream
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Episode 3: Poached Eggs, Syphilis and Miracle Mice
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Episode 2: Kylie, Bread and Fishy Juice
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Episode 1: Constipation, Janeane Garofalo and Sartorial Excellence
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