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Episode 258: Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo

Episode 257: Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies

Episode 256: Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks

Episode 255: Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS

Episode 254: Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs

Episode 253: Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood

Episode 252 with special guest Isy Suttie

Episode 251: Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls

Episode 250: Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope’s Sauna

Episode 249: The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls

Episode 248: Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario

Episode 247: Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics

Episode 246: Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues

Episode 245: Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox

Episode 244: Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel

Episode 243: Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies

Episode 242: Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish

Episode 241: Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland

The Best of Answer Me This! 2012 – part II

The Best of Answer Me This! 2012 – part I

Episode 240: Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol’s Wig

Episode 239: Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids

Episode 238: Childbirth, TGI Friday’s and Chico Time

Episode 237: Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex

Episode 236: Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine

Episode 235: James Bond’s Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica

Episode 234: Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones’ Hair, and Hercule Poirot’s Pants

Episode 233: Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks

Episode 232: Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms

Episode 231: Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K

Episode 230: Court Artists, One Direction and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Episode 229: The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits

Episode 228: Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury

Episode 227: Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel

Episode 226: Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay

Episode 225: Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera

Episode 224: Caffeine, Kissing and the Women’s Institute

Episode 223: Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell

Episode 222: Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge

Episode 221: The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing

Episode 220: Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair

Episode 219: Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards

Episode 218: Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey

Episode 217: Sunburn, Chinos and Singin’ In the Milk

Episode 216: Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes

Episode 215: Monks, LMFAO and Footballers’ Hair

Episode 214: Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Episode 213: Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style

Episode 212: Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor

Episode 211: Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt

Episode 210: Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions

Episode 209: Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues

Episode 208: Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich

Episode 207: Ping-Pong, Gabrielle’s Eyepatch, and Babyccino

Episode 206 with special guest Jackie Mason

Episode 205: Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame

Episode 204: Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting

Episode 203: Horrible Fiancés, Apples and Bowler Hats

Episode 202: Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab

Episode 201: Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook

The Best of Answer Me This! 2011 – Part 2

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Episode 200: Bumper Bicentennial Bonanza

Episode 199: Toasters, Nicki Minaj, and Church for Dogs

Episode 198: Whigfield, Quasar and Death by Chocolate

Episode 197: Sex Pistols, Garfield and Fish Pedicures

Episode 196: David Attenborough, Flapjacks, and Irish Dancing

Episode 195: Beefeaters, Cocktails and Songs About Self-Love

Episode 194: High Tea, Going For Gold and Naughty Nuns

Episode 193: Holy Water, Charity Shops and The Cloud

Episode 192: Butternut Squash, Big Ears, and the Yellow Brick Road

Episode 191: Product Placement, Rihanna Navy and the Golden Syrup Lion

Episode 190 with special guest Jon Ronson

Episode 189: Green Man Festival, the Fat Controller, and Batman’n'Catwoman’s baby

Episode 188: The Wanted, Ibiza and a year’s supply of Pizza Hut

Episode 187: Fruit Machines, the Edinburgh Festival, and NKOTB

Episode 186: Owl City, Archery and St Pancras

Episode 185: Killer Whales, Toy Story Toys and Ebeneezer Goode

Episode 184: Cher Lloyd, Compensation Culture and The Simpsons

Episode 183: Shakespeare in Love, Freebie Five Lists, and Christmas in July

Episode 182: Jaws, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and Wetherspoons Trainer Snobs

Episode 181: Honey, Sausages and Sexy Jews

Episode 180: Lady Godiva, Seaside Rock, and Stage Hypnosis

Episode 179: Glenn Miller, Ruth Badger, and Dane Bowers’ Toe

Episode 178: McPizza, Buzz Aldrin’s Pants, and the Goat of Lust

Episode 177: Space Tourism, Smoking Leonardo DiCaprio, and Parliamentary Privilege

Episode 176: Pringles, Plaid, and Pubescent Parties

Episode 175: Parkour, Ben Chaplin, and Mail-Order Brides

Episode 174: Tony Blair’s Fortune, Paul O’Grady’s Barbie Dolls, and Catherine Zeta Jones’s Box

Episode 173: Birthday Bumps, iPods and Outside Toilets

Episode 172: Tasteless T-Shirts, Gay Icons, and the Giant Koala

Episode 171: Cinderella’s Shoes, William Wordsworth, and Fifteen To One

Episode 170: Amateur Detectives, Unexploded Bombs, and Fancy-Dress Football

Episode 169: Milton Keynes, DIY Fishfingers, and Waxworks’ Wangs

Episode 168: Oscar Frocks, Poisoned Apples, and News in Briefs

Episode 167: London Bridge, Juries, and Where’s Waldo?

Episode 166: The Crown Jewels, Bouncy Castles, and James Bond’s STDs

Episode 165: S Club 7, Saturday Kitchen, and Prince Albert

Episode 164: Downton Abbey, Noisettes and Bat Guano

Episode 163: Chico, Tutus, and the Tiny Wangs of Statues

Episode 162: Witches’ Hats, Ivy League, and Adult Milkybars

Episode 161: Aqua-Aerobics, Winnie-the-Pooh, and Soup

Episode 160: Celebrity Chins, Santa’s Reindeer, and Halle Berry’s Bottom

Episode 159: Cybersquatting, Laser Eye Surgery, and Pissing Like a Racehorse

Episode 158: Wills’n'Kate, Beauty Spots, and the Love Life of Pudsey Bear

Episode 157: Cryonics, David McAlmont, and Toilet Reading

Episode 156: Hercules, Home Economics, and Leopard-Print Leotards

Episode 155: Red Herrings, Nuts Magazine, and Motley Crue’s Eggy Crotches

Episode 154: Nigella’s Fake Friends, Scream IV, and Chocolate Fountains

Episode 153: 7 Up, Twins, and Roald Dahl’s The Witches

Episode 152: Ampersands, Suits, and Terry’s Chocolate Apples

Episode 151: Paul Daniels, Childhood Dreams, and Rubber Chickens

Episode 150: the Hogwarts Express, Mein Kampf, and Postman Pat’s New Job

Episode 149 with special guest Ian Collins

Episode 148: Serving Suggestions, Bumper Cars, and the Tepid Romance of the BT Couple

Episode 147: Countdown, Babe the Musical, and Builders’ Tea

Episode 146: The Sims, Ice Cream Vans, and the Corby Trouser Press

Episode 145: Nice Biscuits, Police Pandering, and Zoo Death

Episode 144: Dirty Martinis, Bawdy Britney, and Skates’ Privates

Episode 143: Sperm Whales, Groundhog Day, and Blue Plaques

Episode 142: Michel Gondry, Semicolons and Neighbours

Episode 141: Jazz, the Wisdom of Footballers, and the Best Miss Marple

Episode 140: The Magnetic Fields, Siberian Husky Dogs, and Prunes

Episode 139: Sauron, Turkey Eggs, and Chambourcy Hippopotamousse

Episode 138: Sushi, Shivah and life lessons learnt from Megan Fox

Episode 137: Knightmare, Top of the Pops, and the Voice of the Balls

Episode 136: Foxes, Fishes and ‘Forever Young’

Episode 135: James Dyson, Filet-O-Fish, and Clean Katie Melua

Episode 134: Diaries, Dinosaurs, and the Empire State Building

Episode 133: Hamlet, Snow Globes and Cybersex

Episode 132: with special guest Andy Zaltzman out of The Bugle podcast and Helen’s gene pool

Episode 131: Bloody Mary, Guns N’Roses and the Balls of Justin Bieber

Episode 130: Tuna, Buskers and Skeletons in the Closet

Episode 129: Sideburns, Sharon Stone and Mensa

Episode 128: Marathons, Bowling, and the Royal Television

Episode 127: Snoop Dogg, Pasties and American Psycho

Episode 126: Velvet Underground, Mr Blobby, and Turkish Delight

Episode 125: Sugababes, Boney M and Naughty Witches

Episode 124: Bunny Boilers, Hugs and True Blood

Episode 123: Proposals, Pinocchio and Swinging

Episode 122: Red Carpets, Taste Buds and Train Sex

Episode 121: Sharks, Lolita and Welsh Rarebit

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Episode 120: Jigsaws, Rihanna and Sir Cliff Richard

Episode 119: World Records, Wrestling and Made-Up Girlfriends

Episode 118: Peter Pan, Red Dwarf and Cousin Sex

Episode 117: Fireworks, Crap Presents and Andrew Lincoln

Episode 116: Fishing, Hugh Laurie and Stingy Jack

Episode 115: Mexian Waves, Antoni Gaudi and War Games Club

Episode 114: D.H. Lawrence, Jukeboxes and Sean Kingston

Episode 113: Riders, Party Games and Sylvia Plath

Episode 112: Limes, Depression and David Beckham’s Voice

Episode 111: Girls’ Bikes, Adult Cinema and Alien Abduction

Episode 110: Stag Nights, Pimp My Ride and The Magician’s Nephew

Episode 109: Celebrity Pongs, Party Monsters, and Gunge-Covered Andy Crane

Episode 108: Money, the Mile High Club, and Sinitta

Episode 107: Dogging, Zombies and Rotten Fish-Bits

Episode 106: Surnames, Shag Palaces, and feeding the Jonas Brothers to a dragon

Episode 105: Noah’s Ark, Fingerprints and Girls Aloud

Episode 104: Organ Donation, Double Beds, and Punch and Judy

Episode 103: Revenge, Human Hair and the Royal Condoms

Episode 102: Onions, The Sixth Sense and the Peasenhall Pea Festival

Episode 101: Mr Kipling, Wedding Napkins and Room 101

Episode 100: Live Centenary Extravaganza at the iTunes Festival

Episode 99: Balls, Apple Pie and Stanley Kubrick’s Stationery

Episode 98: Big Bands, Evil Flatmates and the Tall Tales of Ben Folds

Episode 97: Peacocks, The Prisoner and the Albert Hall

Episode 96: Burgers, Judges’ Wigs and the Physics Olympiad

Episode 95: Watergate, The Wicker Man, and Upstaging the New York Dolls

Episode 94: Miley Cyrus, Hot Dogs and Rushmore

Episode 93: Fortune Cookies, Dentists and Katy Perry

Episode 92: Lobsters, E.T. and the Best Jews Ever

Episode 91: P!nk, Gloria Hunniford and Egg on Your Face

Episode 90: Brian Dowling, Slot Machines and Slash

Episode 89: Tequila, Quentin Willson and the Olsen Twins

Episode 88: Venison, Stanmore and Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

Episode 87: Twitter, Dirty Dancing and Toy Hammers

Episode 86: Arrested Development, Make-Up for Men, and Lady Wives

Episode 85: Johnny Onion, Saxophone Music and the Four Corners of the Globe

Episode 84: Renee Zellweger, Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and special guest Josie Long

Episode 83: Roy Orbison, Shami Chakrabarti and Fifteen to One

Episode 82: Lightbulbs, Love and Kevin Spacey

Episode 81: Clive Anderson, Little Women and that song from Prince of Egypt

Episode 80: Elves, Argos and Secret Santa

Episode 79: Bugsy Malone, Computer Games and Bras

Episode 78: Sheffield, Queen Kylie and the Weekly World News

Episode 77: Laughter, Juggling and Dick Van Dyke

Episode 76: Space Hoppers, New Zealand and Holly Hunter’s Jugs

Episode 75: Mary Poppins, Hats and Bee Sex

Episode 74: Boybands, Pink Socks and the Mona Lisa

Episode 73: Kathleen Turner, Pranks and Ladybird Milk

Episode 72: Michelle Branch, Global Hypercolour and the Best Hard Cheeses in the World

Episode 71: Pretty Woman, Marshmallows, and Orgiastic Sea-Mammals

Episode 70: Gnomes, Jackie Mason, and the Queen’s Chewing Gum

Episode 69: Billy Joel, Spin the Bottle, and Buddhism for Kids

Episode 68: The Supremes, Gay Ghosts and Randy Teens

Episode 67: Sue Barker, Gingerness and Leotards

Episode 66: Ham, ‘Radio Gaga’ and Sugared Almonds

Episode 65: Neediness, Uranus, and Kevin Spacey

Episode 64: Rubber Ducks, Chicken Wings and Grandmothers

Episode 63: GCSEs, Perfect Wives and Draining Charles Dickens

Episode 62: Cider, Bill Gates and Split-Crotch Bloomers

Episode 61: Nerds, Feet and the Flintstones

Episode 60: Kidney Curry, Reese’s Pieces, and Jared Leto’s Dungarees

Episode 59: Joan Collins, Piggy Banks, and Radiohead – The Musical

Episode 58: The Bluetones, French Cheese and Tom Cruise as Disney Hero

Episode 57: Proteins, Theme Tunes, and David Gray’s Mooncups

Episode 56: Meat Loaf, Veganism and Mouse Murder

Episode 55: Lucozade, Los Angeles and Liz Hurley

Episode 54: Blue Peter, Nina Simone, and Stupid Kittens

Episode 53: Blondeness, Brine and the Sandman

Episode 52: Kohlrabi, Soft Toys, and Elton John’s Mum

Episode 51: Speedos, Boobs and Michael Winner

Episode 50: Blue Ice, Skins and the Octodog

Episode 49: Twin Peaks, Ronald McDonald, and Wile E. Coyote

Episode 48: John Candy, Badgers and Young Einstein

Episode 47: Sylvester Stallone, Tina Turner and Dr Ruth

Episode 46: Goths, Biscuits and Vera Lynn

Episode 45: Haircuts, Sweeties and Jimmy Nail

Episode 44: Vikings, Friendship and Richard Dawkins

Episode 43: Hannibal Lecter, Dumbledore and Steve Lamacq

Episode 42: Coke Zero, Will Smith, and Live 8

Episode 41: Haribo, The Princess Bride, and Kanye West’s Shirt

Episode 40: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dr Who and Fame in Luxembourg

Episode 39: French Lessons, Lesbian Labradors, and Eunuchs

Episode 38: Unlucky Number 13, Macy Gray and the US Presidential Elections

Episode 37: Young Love, Hip-Hop and Pappy’s Fun Club

Episode 36: Mr Blobby, Will.I.Am, and David Beckham’s Balls

Episode 35: James Blunt, Smarty-Arty and Malibu

Episode 34: Olive Oil, Olive Oyl and the Sex and the City Movie

Episode 33: Macbeth, New Words and Bearded Babies

Episode 32: Facts, Astrology and the Monet of Teeth

Episode 31: Bearsuits, Romance and Kate Nash

Episode 30: Shakespeare, Mouthwash and Another Level

Episode 29: John Major, Dot Cotton and Fake Leather Trousers

Episode 28: Calvin Klein, PE Teachers and the Great Pizza Swindle

Episode 27: John Leslie, Booze and Barbie Cake

Episode 26: Fifty Cent, Eggy Mess and the Dystopian Future

Episode 25: Slapstick, Irn Bru, and Geri Halliwell’s Boobs

Episode 24: Dave Pearce, Jeremy Beadle, and the Netherlands

Episode 23: X Factor, Mr Bean and Owl Porn

Episode 22: Playing God, Supertramp and the People’s Princess

Episode 21: R Kelly, Chiltern FM and Alphabetti Spaghetti

Episode 20: Jesus, Bill Oddie and the Mozart of Madras

Episode 19: Snoop Dogg, Mark Lawson and Starship

Episode 18: Facebook, Leisuresuit Larry and Mitchell & Webb

Episode 17: Gambling, Chicken and ITV Play

Episode 16: Champagne, Sandi Toksvig and the Secrets of the Top 40

Episode 15: Woody Allen, Devil Worship, and Impressing Barry Norman

Episode 14: Dogtanian, Babies and the Lynx Effect

Episode 13: The Hand of Madonna, Spots and Fisherman’s Friends

Episode 12: Home Taping, Windy Britney Spears, and Hummus

Episode 11: Phobias, Childhood Shame, and Joss Stone

Episode 10: Queen Victoria, Squirrels and Cute Christopher Biggins

Episode 9: Cheese, After Eights and Jamie Oliver

Episode 8: Charity Pudding, Miracle Goldfish and the Spice Girls

Episode 7: Humpty Dumpty, Belinda Carlisle and Annette Curtain

Episode 6: Chris Tarrant, Knitting and Alton Towers

Episode 5: Rupert Grint, Anal Dandruff and the Common Cold

Episode 4: Aunties, Wisdom Teeth, and Swimming in David Walliams’s Slipstream

Episode 3: Poached Eggs, Syphilis and Miracle Mice

Episode 2: Kylie, Bread and Fishy Juice

Episode 1: Constipation, Janeane Garofalo and Sartorial Excellence

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