The Answer Me This! MERCHANDISE SUPERSTORE
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If you like putting Answer Me This! into your ears then you might enjoy putting it all over your front too. And happily you can do just that without having a big painful tattoo of Martin the Sound Man across your thorax, because…..
Thanks to cafepress.com, the Answer Me This! Podcast Superstore is open for business! It’s 100% thrilling Answer Me This! merchandise, and the weak dollar means you can get a fetching T-shirt for mere pounds – although, as our supplier is in the US, European merch-fans do have to pay shipping charges and import VAT.
Here’s a lovely song about our stylish and flattering products by one of our favourite jingle-meisters, Mr Martin White:
Feast your hungry eyes on one of these Hot and Sexy creations (and click on the pictures for more information):

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These fetching t-shirts are also available in such colours as ‘navy’ and ‘military green’, as well as a version for the Ladies:
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And one for the Pregnant Ladies:
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In fact, even once that foetus has issued forth, it can still pledge allegiance in an Answer Me This! bib:
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“But what if I want to wear my Answer Me This! t-shirt at a barbecue but don’t want to get it covered in blood and mayonnaise?” we hear you cry. Here is the perfect solution for that very dilemma – the Answer Me This! apron:

And to keep you refreshed as you slave over the hot stove, how about a nice Answer Me This! cup of tea?

“Not bad, wiseguy,” you mutter through grinding teeth, “but what am I supposed to carry my mug around in, eh? And all my other trinkets and furbelows? Huh?”
The Answer Me This! messenger bag, of course!

“Fie! Well, you win this round,” you snarl. “But you haven’t fixed the fact that my dog is still running around naked.”
Voila.
View all this delightful stuff and more at cafepress.com/answermethis

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June 2, 2009 at 9:01 pm |
BEst Jingle in the history of jingles… SOOO good
March 26, 2009 at 11:23 am |
1) During the last depression escapist films where very popular. A number of US shows have recently been dealing with Iraq & Afghanistan, on 24 Jack Bauer has both tortured and been tortured, even though we know torture provides no useful information whatsoever, Jack’s everyman seems to think its some kind of right of passage. I don’t have to make the connection between the Einsatzgruppen on tour in Poland with their “holiday snap shots” and those photos from Abu ghrahib, the difference being that the rule of law still sort of applies – except for torture in the course of rendition, but I digress- what type of films do you think will become popular during the current financial crisis and why?
Unrelated but I am curious:
2) Do you guys, simply riddle hip hop because you are poseurs? cant dance or find poking fun at African American street culture will always get a laugh with your daily mail constituents?
April 18, 2009 at 11:30 pm |
Just want to say, Don – you’re a complete fool. I’m done.
March 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm |
If I had all of these items, my life would be complete!
xD
I love the descriptions of them haha
I want the bag!!
February 22, 2009 at 9:31 pm |
Joe, it’s “a fly mofo”.
I love that jingle too
February 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm |
I love this f***ing jingle! It’s the best out of all of them =P
“I DO NOT LIKE YELLOW, I DON’T LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW!!!”
What is said at the end? “It was still worth it, ’cause I’m a” (something like fly something something)
Any ideas? Cheers!
July 27, 2008 at 11:25 am |
wow they all look so cool,
you lot crack me up even when making a website!
May 13, 2008 at 5:03 am |
Brilliant, i think im actually going to buy a messenger bag…. soon….eventually…. within the next 3.18 months.
May 12, 2008 at 1:25 pm |
Ohohoh!!!!!!!!! Am very excited!!!! Want that mug (well, I don’t want that one as it’s a computer pic. i want a real one)!!!! Now, how much is the tax and airtravel….?
November 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm |
AHHH OMG this is so exciting!!!!!!!!!!