The Answer Me This! MERCHANDISE SUPERSTORE

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If you like putting Answer Me This! into your ears then you might enjoy putting it all over your front too. And happily you can do just that without having a big painful tattoo of Martin the Sound Man across your thorax, because…..

Thanks to cafepress.com, the Answer Me This! Podcast Superstore is open for business! It’s 100% thrilling Answer Me This! merchandise, and the weak dollar means you can get a fetching T-shirt for mere pounds - although, as our supplier is in the US, European merch-fans do have to pay shipping charges and import VAT.

Here’s a lovely song about our stylish and flattering products by one of our favourite jingle-meisters, Mr Martin White:

Feast your hungry eyes on one of these Hot and Sexy creations (and click on the pictures for more information):

These fetching t-shirts are also available in such colours as ‘navy’ and ‘military green’, as well as a version for the Ladies:

And one for the Pregnant Ladies:

In fact, even once that foetus has issued forth, it can still pledge allegiance in an Answer Me This! bib:

“But what if I want to wear my Answer Me This! t-shirt at a barbecue but don’t want to get it covered in blood and mayonnaise?” we hear you cry. Here is the perfect solution for that very dilemma - the Answer Me This! apron:

And to keep you refreshed as you slave over the hot stove, how about a nice Answer Me This! cup of tea?

“Not bad, wiseguy,” you mutter through grinding teeth, “but what am I supposed to carry my mug around in, eh? And all my other trinkets and furbelows? Huh?”

The Answer Me This! messenger bag, of course!

“Fie! Well, you win this round,” you snarl. “But you haven’t fixed the fact that my dog is still running around naked.”

Oh, haven’t we??

Voila.

View all this delightful stuff and more at cafepress.com/answermethis