There have been three times in his life where Olly Mann couldn’t speak French, so he let the funky music do the talking: 1) his GCSE French oral exam, which is why he received a D grade; 2) one mad, hot night at the Bruni-Sarkozy holiday bungalow; and 3) in Answer Me This! Episode 166:
En Anglais, we talk of:
J.Lo’s nipple tweaker
the tragic end of Bobby in Home and Away
Bernard of Chartres
Pyramus and Thisbe
the Tower of London
James Bond: babyfather
the oldest underwater foot-tunnel (with some qualification)
Pretty Woman, Kate Middleton-style
Mike Flowers Pops
the Sea Life Centre vs. the Chunnel
sexy salad servers
Plus: mainstream Olly prefers vaginas when a baby isn’t being shunted out of them; Helen discovers her new favourite TV channel; and Martin the Sound Man claims that when his dad said he was just “off to the glory hole”, there was a perfectly innocent explanation. Keep drinking the kool-aid, Martin!
This week’s Bit of Crap on the App (available for iPhone or Android, yessir) is a question from Gareth about what’s the oldest thing still in use today. My dad’s underpants. HA. (Seriously: 40+ years’ service and still going
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See you next Thursday!
Helen & Olly