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Trevor in Tucson is a duffer of duffels:
My girlfriend and I just exchanged Christmas presents the other day and, for Christmas, she’s taking me to Disneyland. I got her a duffel bag.
Answer me this, what can I do to make up for the fact that I got her a shit present?
Pull something pretty incredible out of the (not duffel) bag, Trevor! A swanky weekend away might work, or showering her with luxuries when you’re at Disneyland – I’ve never been so I don’t know, but is there something like Dumbo’s Champagne Bar or Bambi’s Spa and Pedicure lounge?
Readers, go to the comments and help a man out before his girlfriend pushes him off the tallest turret of the Disney castle.