All hail the greatest Middleton sibling – not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011’s favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King!
He appears in Answer Me This! Episode 339, alongside such topics as:
The Great British Bake Off vs the Pillsbury Bake-Off
emergency services before 999
Thomas Edison electrocuting animals (but not an elephant)
spotted dick dogs
the state of being on fleek.
Plus: Olly would happily forgo the best thing about Dalmatians, the wally; Helen ponders making an augmented reality patchwork quilt; and Martin the Sound Man needs praise ASAP – it’s an emergency!
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We’ll be back on 22 September with AMT340,
Helen & Olly
••• AMT339 Child-Friendly Rating: 57%
Mentions drug use and contains a couple of strong swears, but no bawdy talk. •••
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