EPISODE 353: bike on fire

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NOTE: Answer Me This! Episode 353 was recorded BEFORE Justin Bieber announced he was cancelling the rest of his tour. We didn’t mean to add to your grief with mild Bieb-teasing. Because today, we tackle the meaning of ‘Despacito‘, along with other phenomena like:

fake holiday resort booze
Competitive Dad
Tube emergencies worthy of sounding the alarm
wedding bloodshed vs your journalistic instincts
your body = manuscript
understudies
beating your kids at board games
apples for teacher
and
your mum’s glory hole.

Plus: Olly’s rock’n’roll dreams came true at the Meat Loaf jukebox musical he has been waiting for all his life; Helen favours drama over romance in wedding photos; and Martin the Sound Man goes on about ducks’ vaginas as if that’s a normal thing to do.

In today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App – available for iPadPhones, Android and Windows devices – the seven-year-old Olly Mann attempts to invent the new Monopoly, only to be thwarted by his unintentionally saucy choice of name.

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We’ll be back with AMT354 on 7 September 2017, and with a Retro AMT episode on 24 August.

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••• AMT353 Child-Friendly Rating: 17%. In the first few minutes, there are contemplations of innuendo-laden song lyrics, glory holes and duck vaginas. And the discussion of letting your kids win at boardgames may tip off your children to the possibility that you’re playing them. •••

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2 Responses to “EPISODE 353: bike on fire”

  1. George Says:

    I was quite surprised that you havent been exposed to the burgeoning world of modern boardgames. Far from being nerdy (or at least less so than many other popular cultural alternatives; videogames for example), there are boardgame cafes springing up in cities across the globe and their tables are being booked out for the whole weekend. They offer an enormous range of experiences that can be shared with friends in various social settings. Their resurgence has been ongoing since Catan was released 22 years ago and it’s continuing apace. I understand that cultural space is crowded but, still I’m surprised.

    Oh, and for your questioner I would suggest subtly handicapping yourself. Play games that children have an inherent advantage, memory games, fast-reaction games etc. I taught my two year old Spot It / Dobble and handicapped it by drawing additional cards and requiring that I spotted more than one match before speaking out. This levelled the playing fields, she has loved playing it and now gives me some challenge in an even game.

  2. Dusse Says:

    The translation you’ve used for Despacito is pretty schockingly bad. The lyrics are hardly a masterpiece, but they were completely mangled! For example, the part about the labyrinth:

    >Despacito
    >Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
    >Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
    >Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

    would go something like

    Slowly
    bla blah
    I write on the walls of your labyrinth
    and make your entire body into a manuscript

    i.e. he’s touching her, everywhere. Imagine someone teasingly sensually stroking a finger on their lover.

    —-

    Then comes the part about the mouth. It goes:

    >Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
    Quiero ser tu ritmo
    Que le enseñes a mi boca
    Tus lugares favoritos (Favorito, favorito baby)

    I want you to blah blah
    I want you to blah blah
    that you show my mouth
    your favourite places

    i.e. he’s going to kiss her in the places that she enjoys.

    —-

    Then comes the “trespass” thing. A proper translation of “sobrepasar” is more something like “exceed”. The literal translation would infact he surpass (sobre = over, pasar = pass). In other words, in the original version there is no hint of anything that is not consensual.

    Otherwise, enjoyable episode.

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