EPISODE 33 - babies with beards

If you’re too busy and important to wade through this load of blather before listening to EPISODE 33, just click on this player you funhater:

Oy listeners, cop a load of this:

Yeah, that’s right, suckers! It’s a baby! With a beard! You want more bearded babies? HERE are more, you pervy freaks! And if you’re wondering why we’re all het up about bearded babies rather than getting on with EPISODE 33, here is a SPOILER ALERT:

Martin the Sound Man
was
born
with
a
BEARD!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t believe us? Here’s proof! This is a picture of Martin today:

and here’s one of him as a newborn baby:

What a special fellow.

Anyway, to business: if you are now sufficiently keyed up by all this bearded baby palaver to want to listen to Episode 33, click the player at the top of the post, or if iTunes has stopped being such a silly billy, or download it for safe-keeping via one of these chaps:

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Cluttering up the place this week are such topics as:

clitoris/nose confusion
geriatric Jenga
From Dusk Till Dawn
bridge
the perils of cycling
Alf the Alien
the fifth floor at Olly’s work
cottaging in the Trocadero centre
burglarizing vs. burgling
and
Olly’s career as a child actor.

It’s also quite a musical episode, as Olly wreaks something wonderful out of a boring Anglo-Saxon poem and Martin shows off his jazzy talents. Helen also had a crack at that song about castles and crap that the little girl sings in Les Miserables, but we edited that bit out, encased the tape in concrete and dropped it into the North Sea. It’s in all our best interests.

Meanwhile, if you’d like to keep Answer Me This! ticking over nicely, please don’t hesitate to send in YOUR QUESTIONS for future episodes by leaving them in your most seductive voice on Helen and Olly’s Question Line 0208 123 5877, or emailing them in your sauciest font to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. That would make us giddy with delight, which is what we all want, no?

Until next week, bye!

Love,
Helen and Olly

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